Piranha Sign

Jim Thome's Back!

Jim Thome's Back

(to the tune of "My Boyfriend's Back")

Jim Thome’s back and opponents are in trouble,

(Hey la, hey la, Jim Thome’s back!)

You see that bat pointin’, he’s about to hit a double,

(Hey la, hey la, Jim Thome’s back!)

He’s one of the best to ever play this game,

(Hey la, hey la, Jim Thome’s back!)

One day he’ll end up in the Hall of Fame,

(Hey la, hey la, Jim Thome’s back!)

Hey, he’ll leave the singles for Joe Mauer,

‘Cause he hits with lots of power.

Opposing teams know his reputation,

(Hey la, hey la, Jim Thome’s back!)

The White Sox wish he’d take a permanent vacation,

(Hey la, hey la, Jim Thome’s back!)

Because he’s old and he’s kinda slow,

(Hey la, hey la, Jim Thome’s back!)

They didn’t want him and they let him go,

(Hey la, hey la, Jim Thome’s back!)

When we see him he’ll be tryin’

To make sure the Twins are buyin'

He’s been on the DL for such a long time,

(Hey la, hey la, Jim Thome’s back!)

Now he’s back and we hope he’ll be fine,

(Hey la, hey la, Jim Thome’s back!)

He’s kinda big and he’s awful strong,

(Hey la, hey la, Jim Thome’s back!)

When he hits a homer it goes really long!

(Hey la, hey la, Jim Thome’s back!)

Hey, just 7 homers more.

Till, he’s reached 600 lore.

(Hey la, hey la, Jim Thome’s back!)

He’s back!